For one day, can we just back away from the bullshit?
For Thursday, April 25, can we celebrate and cheer for Brandon Williams?
Bruce, old pal, don’t speak today. Lock yourself in a closet. Take Carmen to Hedonism II or something. Just don’t engage in any evocative behavior. It doesn’t end well.
For one day, let’s let Brandon Williams wait for his name to be called. Let’s lift our glasses and toast him and let’s forget that we want to figuratively burn each other at the stake. This could be a fun day for Missouri Southern athletics and it could reinvigorate fundraising efforts for the Plaster Athletic Complex.
So shut the fuck up today. Act like you have to sing in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. See? Did we say that? We are sorry.
Just let this young man have his day without you stealing a headline.