A Watch reader has told us something, that if true, is hilarious.
Does Bruce W. Speck, Ph.D, and six-figure salary, expense his car washes?
Jesus, if this is true, he is potentially the biggest dickhead in the world. And he had a good case beforehand.
Think about this. RTV has his car paid for. He gets his car insurance paid for. He gets his gasoline (have fun with this one, please) paid for.
And while the rest of us stuff quarters in the machine and have to decide whether we want to do the spotless rinse, Bruce gets the big treatment with the undercoat shit. And charges it to you.
And you might not have a job. Still, taxpayer, Simonize.
Is this true, though?
Well, it could be proven or disproven through a FOIA request for RTV’s expenses. But we are betting that spelling bees and other such matters occupy The Globe. And we are pretty sure that The Chart doesn’t want another meeting with university attorneys.
The past few days, we have tried to put an intellectual look on things. To point out the numbers and let everyone make up their own mind. But if this guy is so callous to expense car washes while determining the fates of university employees, then we will go asshole again.
Someone find out. Got any balls left, Chart?