O.K., we know.
It is St. Patrick’s Day, but we work and study at Missouri Southern and no sonofabitch has yet showed up to lead the goddamn snakes out of 3950 E. Newman Rd. (Hearnes Hall, second floor. In case a reader is qualified.)
The Bored retreat continues today and employees are celebrating by wearing green T-shirts that say, “Butt Fuck me, I’m Irish.” No press release yet on “volunteers.”
Since we are at the Blackthorn getting FUBAR, we won’t be there. Watch reporters and informants, go to work. We’ll hoist one for you.