Here is the deal. We don’t know how much more we can keep this going.
It isn’t money, mind you. It is something much more precious that is threatening our bringing you informed satire on a daily basis.
What we need is information.
Lately, our page views have been at an all-time high. Which is weird. Because Randy Turner is getting things like the all-staff email about promotions when we aren’t. And we are on campus. He isn’t.
Our sources have gone dark. Or tell us things but won’t give us the documentation. Or have gone to The Turner Report. The latter of which is fine. RT does a pretty good job and it is good to see him reengage. But we need information and intelligence or we can’t keep going. And if Turner will pick things up, fine.
We can’t just pick on the poor Chart every week.
For years, through many incarnations, you all found us and got us good info. Now, we don’t hear a peep.
So here is our pledge drive: Start helping us out again or we will just go away. We have classes, jobs, families and significant others. This is a gig we do for fun, so we need you to help.