The Bored of the Governors Translation Machine

Oh, I am still here.

What they said:

Note the negative variables in existence  and defer any action for an across the board salary increase for FY13.

What they mean:

Fuck you guys, again. We can’t even help you feed your families. We want an indoor practice facility and an on-campus baseball stadium and a way-cool atrium for Hearnes Hall. Negative variables must be felt by all. Except some.

What they say:

Instruct President Speck to develop a long term strategy to deal with new realities of state funding beyond FY13.

What they mean:

Fuck ’em. Fuck ’em all. And let’s get rid of anyone who looked at us crooked in the past five years.

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