I’m over here! Please let me speak!

Ohhh! Ohhh!

We hear OM was raising his hand like Arnold Horshack on Horcrack at Monday’s Faculty Senate meeting.

And the chair wouldn’t recognize his odious motherfuckitude. Good for the FS. Which we like to think — in dark times — stands for something else.

Isn’t the purpose of thanking the administration and giving them leave is to allow uninfluenced deliberation of the faculty’s governing body? And if some old fucker who doesn’t like you is screaming “Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Mr. Kotter?!” it might defeat the purpose if Gabe calls on the asshole.

We kind of like the attitude of the 2011-2012 Fuck Speck Faculty Senate. OM, you just sit back there and help write the next note from Epstein’s (God rest his soul) mother. And maybe, just maybe, when you share that plan for better communication between the Faculty Senate and the Presidunce Council, Mr. Koteer will call on Odious Motherfucking Horshack.


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