Editor’s Note: The following is written by a Missouri Southern employee and sent via email.
The envelope is opened and it is the Employee Appreciation Committee.
Who in the hell thought of this crap?
They could have given us any old thing under the sun. We would have appreciated just about anything but this. A stress ball? Are you kidding me? We are doing more with less and just trying to eek out a living and they give us this to remind us of all the crap?
Thanks for helping us laugh at the horror. It really does help. And we know raises aren’t possible, but real appreciation would be nice. Not insulting things like this.