From this day forward, this award will be named for its initial recipient.
The envelope is opened and the award goes to: Dwight Douglas
The original horse’s ass. The Grand Dickhead. The Ass with no Class. The Prick of Slick. This guy is the fucker of your mother. He has more nicknames than Apollo Creed and he is more dangerous.
Christ. The vote wasn’t even close.
Has anyone ever attended/watched a Bored of the Governors meeting when this tool that would make Craftsman blush didn’t engage in a self-important monologue/diatribe? Shit, he and RTV are so close that when one takes a shit, the other wipes his ass.
DD has cut a swath through multiple boards with universally bad results. Thanks for rolling into Joplin with a Missouri State vanity plate and fucking up everything good.