It is becoming apparent that the Stress Ball thing is another screw-up/insult.
Let’s look at the visual evidence:
Now check the eyes. One is a diagonal alignment, while the other is more horizontal.
Now consider the chest typeface. One seems outdated and stresses “Lions.” The other matches contemporary university fonts and stresses “MSSU.”
Now check your reaction. The one on the left seems to suggest ferocity. The one on the right is more cuddly.
Now look at the manes. They are a touch different, aren’t they?
Which of us got the new model? Which of us got the American Pickers garage sale model? And what does it say about who got which?
And what does it say about a committee that really doesn’t appreciate us all that much?