For faculty and staff who wonder how the U continues to add administrators, build atriums to the gods and athletic complex entryways to nowhere, you are looking up the wrong skirt.
The really dirty stuff is the proliferation of consulting fees being paid so the Hearnes Hall Mafia don’t have to do their jobs.
Let’s go with a rundown of current and pending consulting studies. And please correct us, this is just from memory. Because, like The Chart, we aren’t journalists.
- Strategic Planning Study
- Master Plan Study
- Enrollment and Retention Study
- Additional Proposed Evergreenish Study
And let’s not forget the architectural fees for the “indoor practice facility” and the initial work on the medical school branch.
We wouldn’t be surprised if Jesus A Go Go is allowed to hire a fund-raising consultant. Maybe LL Cool J-Red could be given a consultant on being a candy ass who can’t hold his own against those gang members: The Ph.Ds.
Note: The Presidunce Council cannot help J-Red with this as most of them do not hold Ph.Ds.
Additional note: This one requires a little thought. But isn’t it funny that the best crap in The Fart today was by former staff members/advisers and graduating senior Nathan Carter? Carter called out the AD in no uncertain terms and a former editor said Carter is the only one who “gets it.”