Mo. Gov. Jay Nixon has declared a state of emergency has called out the National Guard. For all we know RTV has called Gran Fortuna for fried rice.
Get the faculty, staff and students off the hook already. PSU is ahead of us (again) and the governor knows the havoc we might see this week.
But Bruce is probably waiting for a circle jerk meeting of Presidents Council. Jesus.
Note: The above headline is obviously a parody. But if it weren’t, at least it would indicate the governor knows we are here.