Reducing department budgets. Check.
Hiring freeze. Cool.
No raises. Can’t be helped.
Spend $1.2 million on renovations including a cadaver lab during the greatest appropriations/budget crisis in university history. No problem.
Mark can do a capital campaign. Even though, mind you, he has shown no evidence that he could raise a porn star’s “johnson” with a vial of Viagra.
Hey, Henry Winkler and Michael Keaton found a way to make it work.