Cadaver Lab?

Reducing department budgets. Check.

Hiring freeze. Cool.

No raises. Can’t be helped.

Spend $1.2 million on renovations including a cadaver lab during the greatest appropriations/budget crisis in university history. No problem.

Mark can do a capital campaign. Even though, mind you, he has shown no evidence that he could raise a porn star’s “johnson” with a vial of Viagra.

Hey, Henry Winkler and Michael Keaton found a way to make it work.


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