Thank God I didn’t sleep in English

Tonight over cocktails (the football team had smoked all our weed), one of the Watch staff said something profound.

We are used to profane. Profound? Not so much.

What did they say? They said:

“This $%&ing place has too many $%&@ing Tom Buchanans and not enough Gatsbys and Nicks.”

I hoisted my Guinness and said, “Brilliant!”

If you don’t know what I mean here, the faculty of the English department reports to their ghetto digs on Aug. 23.

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